Overview
President Bush drops by the theater but somehow gets himself locked out; in honor of Oprah's appearance next week, Dave gives everyone in the audience free vodka and Lipitor; throughout the night, Professor Robert Mundell tells Rodney Dangerfield jokes; Alan abruptly starts singing The Black Eyed Peas' "My Humps."
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13 - 39Show #2452 November 03, 2005
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13 - 40Show #2453 November 04, 2005
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13 - 41Jennifer Aniston, 50 Cent November 07, 2005
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13 - 42Matthew Broderick, Teri Garr November 08, 2005
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13 - 43Kelly Ripa, Hilary Duff November 09, 2005
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13 - 44Steve Martin, the Teutul family from "American Chopper" November 10, 2005
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13 - 45Ted Koppel, Jim Gaffigan, Trey Anastasio November 11, 2005
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13 - 46Kid scientists, John Cusack November 14, 2005
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13 - 47Joaquin Phoenix, Trisha Yearwood November 15, 2005
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13 - 48Ellen DeGeneres, Brad Paisley November 16, 2005
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13 - 49Howard Stern, Pharrell Williams November 17, 2005
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13 - 50Sen. John McCain, Carla Gugino November 18, 2005
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13 - 51George Clooney, Ashlee Simpson November 21, 2005
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13 - 52Dennis Quaid, Donovan McNabb November 22, 2005
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13 - 53Stupid Pet Tricks, Claire Danes, Big Boi November 23, 2005
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13 - 54Megan Mullally, John Mayer Trio November 24, 2005
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13 - 55John Malkovich, NASCAR Nextel Cup winner, Jim Gaffigan November 25, 2005
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13 - 56Stupid Human Tricks, Amanda Peet November 28, 2005
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13 - 57Regis Philbin, Colin Hanks November 29, 2005
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13 - 58Charlize Theron, Maureen Dowd November 30, 2005
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13 - 59Oprah Winfrey, Bonnie Raitt December 01, 2005
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13 - 60Rodeo champion Billy Etbauer December 02, 2005
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13 - 61Jack Black, Reggie Bush, Sinead O'Connor December 12, 2005
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13 - 62Sarah Jessica Parker, John Witherspoon December 13, 2005
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13 - 63Stephen Colbert, Aqualung December 14, 2005
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13 - 64Alec Baldwin, Shakira December 15, 2005
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13 - 65Dr. Phil McGraw, Bill Scheft December 16, 2005
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13 - 66Jim Carrey, We Are Scientists December 19, 2005
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13 - 67Bonnie Hunt, Stephen A. Smith December 20, 2005
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13 - 68Nathan Lane, Tom Dreesen December 21, 2005
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13 - 69Jamie Foxx, Andy Kindler December 22, 2005
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13 - 70Rosie Perez, Jay Thomas, Darlene Love December 23, 2005
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13 - 71Heather Graham, Fall Out Boy January 02, 2006
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13 - 72Bill O'Reilly, Eric Bana January 03, 2006
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13 - 73Pierce Brosnan, Marv Albert January 04, 2006
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13 - 74Felicity Huffman, David Rakoff, Common January 05, 2006
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13 - 75Amy Sedaris, Dennis Regan, the Temptations January 06, 2006
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13 - 76Albert Brooks, Kristin Cavallari January 09, 2006
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13 - 77Scarlett Johannsen, Tiki Barber, Imogen Heap January 10, 2006
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13 - 78Queen Latifah, Bob Sarlatte January 11, 2006
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13 - 79Kiefer Sutherland, Alicia Keys, Andy Samberg January 12, 2006
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13 - 80Tom Cavanagh, Jake Johannsen January 13, 2006
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13 - 81Martin Lawrence, Kari Byron, Matisyahu January 16, 2006
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13 - 82Tatum O'Neal, Jeff MacGregor January 17, 2006
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13 - 83Kate Beckinsale, Bob Saget January 18, 2006
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13 - 84Cheryl Hines, Anna Nalick, Mike Vanderjagt January 19, 2006
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13 - 85Charles Grodin, Jordana Brewster January 20, 2006
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13 - 86Anthony Hopkins January 23, 2006
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13 - 87Bernie Mac, Beth Orton January 24, 2006
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13 - 88Mischa Barton, Jeff Altman, Wicked Wisdom January 25, 2006
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13 - 89Tommy Lee Jones, Anthony Hamilton February 02, 2006
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13 - 90P Diddy, Train February 03, 2006
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13 - 91Harrison Ford, Michael Bublé February 06, 2006
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13 - 92Beyonce Knowles, Stephen A. Smith February 07, 2006
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13 - 93Rachel Weisz, Beastie Boys February 08, 2006
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13 - 94Senator John McCain, Heidi Klum February 09, 2006
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13 - 95Martha Stewart, Michael Bublé February 10, 2006
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13 - 96Geena Davis, INXS February 13, 2006
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13 - 97Julianne Moore, Randy Jackson, The O'Jays February 14, 2006
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13 - 98Charles Barkley, Catherine Keener February 15, 2006
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13 - 99Jimmy Fallon, Hannah Teter, She Wants Revenge February 16, 2006
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13 - 100Donald Trump, Bill Burr February 17, 2006
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13 - 101Marcia Cross, Daytona 500 Winner February 20, 2006
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13 - 102Matthew Fox, Brian Regan, Broadway's Jersey Boys February 21, 2006
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13 - 103Philip Seymour Hoffman, The Teutuls February 22, 2006
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13 - 104Amanda Peet, Jack Hanna February 23, 2006
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13 - 105Hugh Laurie, Ne-Yo February 24, 2006
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13 - 106Bruce Willis, The Strokes February 27, 2006
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13 - 107Barbara Walters, Tyler James Williams February 28, 2006
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13 - 108Sarah Jessica Parker March 01, 2006
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13 - 109Harry Connick Jr., Clap Your Hands Say Yeah March 02, 2006
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13 - 110Ricky Gervais, The Subways March 03, 2006
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13 - 111Emma Thompson, Frank Caliendo, Beth Orton March 06, 2006
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13 - 112Howard Stern, Carrie Underwood March 13, 2006
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13 - 113Natalie Portman, Al Franken March 14, 2006
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13 - 114Vin Diesel, Trey Parker & Matt Stone March 15, 2006
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13 - 115Denzel Washington, Diablo Cody March 20, 2006
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13 - 116Marcia Cross, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins March 21, 2006
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13 - 117David Spade, Teddy Geiger March 22, 2006
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13 - 118Sharon Stone, Mark Fainaru-Wada, Lance Williams March 27, 2006
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13 - 119Ray Romano, Willie Nelson March 28, 2006
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13 - 120Josh Hartnett, Chris Elliott, Yeah Yeah Yeahs March 29, 2006
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13 - 121Antonio Banderas, Patrice Oneal, Flaming Lips March 30, 2006
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13 - 122Liza Minnelli, Al Lubel March 31, 2006
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13 - 123Billy Crystal, Johnny Damon April 10, 2006
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13 - 124Geena Davis, Aaron Eckhart, Sonya Kitchell April 11, 2006
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13 - 125Jason Randal, Mandy Moore, Ben Harper April 12, 2006
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13 - 126Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Tyler Perry, Death Cab For Cutie April 13, 2006
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13 - 127Paul Rudd, Gretchen Mol, Mary J. Blige April 14, 2006
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13 - 128Eva Longoria, Barry Sonnenfeld April 17, 2006
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13 - 129Jane Fonda, Shooter Jennings April 18, 2006
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13 - 130Craig Furguson, Alexis Bledel, Tom Russell April 19, 2006
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13 - 132Kerri Russell, Jerry Lee Lewis, Human Cannonball Team April 28, 2006
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13 - 133Tom Hanks, Kanye West May 01, 2006
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13 - 134Tom Cruise, Jamie Oliver May 02, 2006
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13 - 135Rosie Perez, Danica Patrick May 03, 2006
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13 - 136Julia Roberts, Pearl Jam May 04, 2006
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13 - 137Vince Vaughn, K.T. Tunstall May 05, 2006
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13 - 139Kurt Russell, The Little Willies May 09, 2006
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13 - 140Jason Lee, Jack Hanna May 10, 2006
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13 - 141Teri Hatcher, Tom Dreesen, Michel Lauziere May 11, 2006
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13 - 142Edie Falco, Pete Correale, Van Hunt May 12, 2006
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13 - 143Kid Scientists, William Shatner, Angels & Airwaves May 15, 2006
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13 - 144Debra Messing, Chris Russo May 16, 2006
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13 - 145Bruce Willis, Goldfrapp May 17, 2006
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13 - 147Jennifer Garner, Harry Hill May 19, 2006
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13 - 148Martha Stewart, Dixie Chicks, Criss Angel May 22, 2006
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13 - 149Martin Short, James Blunt May 23, 2006
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13 - 150Jennifer Aniston, Rob Zombie May 24, 2006
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13 - 151Halle Berry, Harold Perrineau, Jesse James May 25, 2006
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13 - 152Bill Maher, Rita Wilson May 26, 2006
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13 - 153Lindsay Lohan, Sam Hornish Jr. June 05, 2006
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13 - 154Bonnie Hunt, Elvis Costello, Allen Toussaint June 06, 2006
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13 - 155Kyra Sedgwick, Al Franken June 07, 2006
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13 - 156Meredith Vieira, Jeremy Piven, My Morning Jacket June 08, 2006
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13 - 157Michael Keaton, Wolfmother June 09, 2006
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13 - 158Paris Hilton, Will Shortz June 12, 2006
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13 - 159Tim Russert, Cat Power June 13, 2006
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13 - 160Stephen Colbert, Mark Cuban, Neko Case June 14, 2006
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13 - 161Sandra Bullock, Widespread Panic June 15, 2006
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13 - 162Robert Duvall, Tommy Tiernan, Sonic Youth June 16, 2006
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13 - 163Adam Sandler, Julie Chen June 19, 2006
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13 - 164Nicole Richie, Brandon Routh June 20, 2006
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13 - 165Dwyane Wade, Amy Sedaris, Morningwood June 21, 2006
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13 - 166Meryl Streep, Yellowcard June 22, 2006
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13 - 167Al Gore, Rock Kills Kid June 23, 2006
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13 - 168Kevin Spacey, The Streets June 26, 2006
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13 - 169Anne Hathaway, Jim Gaffigan, Dashboard Confessional June 27, 2006
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13 - 170Robert Downey Jr., Fred Willard, Martha Wainwright June 28, 2006
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13 - 171Johnny Depp, Broken Social Scene June 29, 2006
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13 - 172Tom Brokaw, Paul Simon June 30, 2006
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13 - 173John Witherspoon, The Fray July 10, 2006
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13 - 174Paul Reubens, Yunjin Kim, Nelly Furtado July 11, 2006
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13 - 175Denis Leary, New York Met David Wright, the Wreckers July 12, 2006
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13 - 176Luke Wilson, Band of Horses July 13, 2006
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13 - 177Anderson Cooper, Greg Fitzsimmons July 14, 2006
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13 - 178Kate Hudson, Patrice O'Neal July 17, 2006
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13 - 179Regis Philbin, Bryce Dallas Howard July 18, 2006
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13 - 181Martin Short, Pink July 20, 2006
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13 - 182Donald Trump, Nick Griffin, Sam Roberts July 21, 2006
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13 - 183Colin Farrell, India.Arie July 24, 2006
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13 - 185Scarlett Johansson, Paul Teutul Jr. and Sr. July 26, 2006
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13 - 186Johnny Depp, the Spinners July 27, 2006
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13 - 187Jamie Foxx, Tom Dreesen July 28, 2006
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13 - 188Samuel L. Jackson, Gnarls Barkley August 14, 2006
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13 - 189Hilary Duff, Jason Randal, Dirty Pretty Things August 15, 2006
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13 - 190Jessica Biel, Christina Aguilera August 16, 2006
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13 - 191Whoopi Goldberg, sock puppeteer Jack Fisett, Fatboy Slim August 17, 2006
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13 - 192Edward Norton, Greg Fitzsimmons August 18, 2006
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13 - 193Julianna Margulies, Andy Sansone, Outkast August 21, 2006
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13 - 194Chris Elliott, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, Razorlight August 22, 2006
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13 - 195John McEnroe, Artie Lang, Busta Rhymes August 23, 2006
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13 - 196Mark Wahlberg, Ruth Regina, M. Ward August 24, 2006
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13 - 197Maggie Gyllenhaal, Albert Pujols August 25, 2006